"Hey Fergee, I have a great idea!"
"Let me whisper it in your ear so that no one can hear us"
"Oh this is going to be so much fun."
"UH Oh Hi Grammie.... er Bob (yes my granddaughter calls me Bob) we were just sitting here being good".
"And don't think for one minute that we were going to eat cat food......again."
"I mean, do we look hungry?"
"Seriously, Bob, I don't even like cat food."
"Wow, that was close. I hope Bob bought it. Any way, I only ate the red ones."